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Joined: July 2009

Position: Bench Coach

Favorite Opponent: Carbs

About Me: I was born and raised on a mayonnaise farm and can speak to animals. Problem is mayonnaise seeds are hard to come by and I don't understand the animals when they talk back. I am here to support the Dominion Derby Girls and promote the sport of roller derby and in any way I can that does not involve me wearing skates or a tutu. You can't miss me, I'm the big scary looking guy with a beard, flat top crew cut, and boots. I'm not really as scary as I look... well maybe. My back ground is in wrestling (imagine that), where I was an athlete and a coach. Helmet panties to you all.