Member Since: Skating since 93, coaching since June 2010


Position: Coach


Favorite Equipment:Riedell boot, laser plates, ceramic bones, and cannibal wheels


Likes: Head Butting Nuns


Dislikes: Nuns Head Butting Back


Favorite Opponent: Your mom


Bio: I spell like a 10 year old and that's probably giving myself some credit. The back of my head is receiving all of my hair. Most of the time I smell like the south end of a north bound mule. With all that being said, my lady's will beat you until you can't move. There going to hit you so hard it's going to kill your coach. So eat your Wheaties cause we're coming for ya!!!